After my Tween Wolf rant, it was suggested to me that as a culture we should make “Twilightification” an accepted everyday word in the English Language. So, before the Oxford English Dictionary next goes to print, submitted for your approval is my definition of Twilightification:
twi·lighti·fi·ca·tion /ˈtwīˌlīt/əfiˈkāSHən/
(noun)
- The act of ruining an already established and well-loved idea by revamping it to include brooding teenagers with big hair and pouts
- Purposely moulding something to include damp-squib heroines who are surrounded by attractive males in the hopes of finding an audience with pre-teen girls
- Destroying popular horror concepts such as vampires by making them friendly, glittery and non-threatening
I think we can all agree that this needs to be in the dictionary, so we have a true word for this menace that must be stopped before it destroys our society.
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