Following on from Sunday's Adele shout out, I thought I'd share a secret of mine.
Whenever Adele sings "I set fire to the rain", I imagine she's singing "I set fire to Lorraine".
I've given the whole thing a complex backstory, where Adele and Lorraine were best friends, until Lorraine stole Adele's boyfriend. The only recourse left for Adele was to try and win her bloke back, and in her grief-stricken state, she thought that if she burnt his house down, he'd be forced to come live with her. Unfortunately her boyfriend was working nights at a petrol garage, but Lorraine (who had recently been kicked out by her parents) was staying at his house. She suffered third degree burns over 40% of her body, and the police could never tie Adele to the crime.
If I didn't have thoughts like this, I imagine I'd get a lot more done.
Showing posts with label Adele. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Adele. Show all posts
Tuesday, 6 December 2011
Sunday, 4 December 2011
Adele
Why is Adele everywhere?
Not that i don't like her music, I actually do, but it just seems like you can't turn on the radio in London without hearing her on one of the stations.
Maybe she's made a deal with Crowley the Crossroads Demon (esoteric reference) that at any given point she must always be being played on a station somewhere in the capital.
Maybe that's just too far-fetched. I guess we'll see in ten years.
Not that i don't like her music, I actually do, but it just seems like you can't turn on the radio in London without hearing her on one of the stations.
Maybe she's made a deal with Crowley the Crossroads Demon (esoteric reference) that at any given point she must always be being played on a station somewhere in the capital.
Maybe that's just too far-fetched. I guess we'll see in ten years.
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