Tuesday, 15 November 2011

Quote of the Week V: The Empire Strike Front

Celebrating a friend's 30th birthday, we ended up having a games night, because that's the kind of crazy, mad-cap lifestyle that I lead.

Anway, one of the rounds was a pub quiz, which contained the question: "Which animal gives birth to the largest baby?" The correct answer was obviously "Blue Whale", but for some reason my friend Kelly's team decided to go with "Giraffe".

Me: Oh Kel, did you confuse biggest baby with biggest neck?
Kelly: I thought it was Blue Whale, but then I thought the question probably meant "which mammal".
Me: (pause) Erm, pretty sure the Blue Whale is a mammal Kel.

And in the end Kelly's team won. Which shows just how bad I am a competitive games.

I did find out that I'm oddly skilled at blowing a ping-pong ball across a line of upturned bottles and into a shot glass though. Don't ask.

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