It's the end of the world as we know it

Forget the riots in London, forget the fact that mother nature is turning on us, and forget the fact that the world economy is in turmoil. The true sign that we're facing the end of days came yesterday when Cher Lloyd got to number one.


I'm not going to run through all my problems with her song again, but it's here if you're interested. All I'll say that it's a sad day for British music and I'm sure that it's one of the portents of the apocalypse. Call Sam and Dean Winchester, call Buffy, hell I'd settle for someone calling Torchwood if it's stop this madness.


Yeats once asked: "And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" 

Evidently the answer is Cher Lloyd.